We’ve had snow on the ground here for going on two weeks now, so no running outside (because it’s cold as hell, and because I would totally fall on the ice and break my arm, or worse). Instead, I’ve been going to the club to run on the treadmill, which means that every single morning I have been subjected to the Hoda and Kathie Lee segment of the “Today” show (which I believe is about hour 20, is that right?) followed by Rachael Ray (who seems downright intellectual after Hoda and KLG). I run with my iPod on and my earbuds in because god knows I do not want to hear what Hoda and Kathie Lee are going on about, but it’s hard to miss the visuals. Especially the commercials.
(I saw “Pajama Jeans” this morning and nearly fell off the treadmill. SO WRONG.)
The Pajamagram people are doing a big pre-Valentine’s Day push, because Valentine’s Day is all about the sex and you cannot have the sex in your old ratty pajamas, duh! In particular, Pajamagram is pushing the Hoodie-Footie Snuggle Suit for women. Yes, you heard me right: the Hoodie-Footie is footie pajamas for grown up women. With a hood! Because nothing says sexy like a pink “marshmallow microfleece” union suit. Come here, baby! Let’s snuggle.
Fortunately, Pajamagram seems to understand that the Hoodie Footie is more of a pajama condom or fleece chastity belt than it is a sexy negligee — which is, apparently, why they are pairing it with this hott little number.
This is advertised as the “SEXY & SWEET: Midnight Fantasy Baby Doll Tap Set & Pink Hoodie-Footie.” I do not know if outfit #1 is meant to go UNDER the Hoodie-Footie or if you’re meant to wear one first and then the other … later.
Either way, this whole deal almost makes the Pajama Jeans look pretty darn reasonable.